girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

communismkillsitonthedancefloor:

“Real music isn’t made with computers.”

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cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend