let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms
frank’s gonna be that celebrity that i’m still gonna be enamored with when my kids are in their teens and they’ll be like “eew he’s old” and i’m going to ground them
what if 911 called you
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
Running away from velociraptors
AND WE WERE THANKFUL.
once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
don’t even talk to yourself
The Mockingjay Lives
Are we getting Delly!?
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
SPOTTED IN THE WILD