religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

cassadragon:

WHAT THE HECK

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

pale-quadrant:

pale-quadrant:

pale-quadrant:

the other day my music theory teacher asked my class if we were tired and the whole class yelled YES so he flipped off the light switch and said “then go to sleep” and then just left the room omfg

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more recently we got to class and he said to this kid isaac “you hungry?” and he was like yeah so everyone chipped in some cash and we just ordered a pizza

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he gives everyone a piece of chocolate at the beginning of every class period

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

I’m writing my essay on cyber-bullying right now

and there was this article that said “anon hate hurts us because when we read it, we don’t hear the attacker’s voice, we hear our own”

and that’s a really good observation.

imhotpickme:

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body


what the fuck is happening oh my god

imhotpickme:

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

what the fuck is happening oh my god