Ayo, I'm Nicole

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

scruffyfrank:

frank’s gonna be that celebrity that i’m still gonna be enamored with when my kids are in their teens and they’ll be like “eew he’s old” and i’m going to ground them

thatsgrace:

This is probably the best date I’ve ever been on. Seriously. x

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

goldenxpvssy:

goals

goldenxpvssy:

goals

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

comedycentral:

Nathan Fielder unveils his biggest project yet on Tuesday’s new Nathan For You.

comedycentral:

Nathan Fielder unveils his biggest project yet on Tuesday’s new Nathan For You.

watching a marvel movie
50% of the time: oh god damn so much action
50% of the time: oh god damn so much handsome
so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

allhailthehutch:

everjaythg:

brookeeverdeen:

panempropaganda:

The Mockingjay Lives

CARTWRIGHT

Are we getting Delly!?

What???!!!!!

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

fnurfnur:

SPOTTED IN THE WILD

fnurfnur:

SPOTTED IN THE WILD